State Champion

The member of a state winning sports team who sat the bench the whole time.

Dylan- "Hey. Did you know I'm a state champion."

Keagan- "Didn't you sit the bench the whole time."

Dylan- "..."

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state school

State school may also be used as an adjective to point out a stupid mistake someone makes.

‘Wow kitty, you’re so state school’

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moo state

A state with large dairy production.

Wisconsin, which produces a lot of cheese, is a moo state.

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United States

A country where an orange fucktard rules. Filled with fat bastards and racist assholes.

There are two types of people in the United States : Type 1 and Type 2.
(diabetes joke)

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bread state

A state that produces a lot of wheat.

Kansas, the leading US producer of wheat, is clearly a bread state.

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purple state

A state of intense and prolonged sexual arousal brought about by fantasies of violating the spouses of political candidates of both parties.

Garvin was in a purple state from his desire to give the First Lady a Dirty Sanchez.

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NC State

1. A so-called university in Raleigh, NC that specializes in degrees such as farming, tractor repiar, and bovine castration.

2. Serves as a fall-back to students not smart enough to get into thier local community college.

3. Best known for pretending to have a rivalry with the University of National Champions, aka UNC.

4. A place that FFA members have wet dreams about

5. A school where the cheerleaders have utters and bells around thier necks

"Where did you go to college, bro?"
"NC State"
"Why?"
"I failed out of Wake Tech"

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