not so tight end

After anal sex, a man removes his penis from his partner's asshole (preferrably female). The man then takes his shit covered penis and wipes it underneath her eyes. Thus making her look like a football player with black grease marks under her eyes. Similar to the Dirty Sanchez

She was really mad when I gave her the not so tight end. What's crazy is she really likes football. I told her not to worry because the shit will come off.

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You and I Are Tight

A hand sign for friends.

Place your thumb against the palm of your hand, then cross your middle and ring finger. The pinky finger represents the word 'you', the index finger represents the words 'and I', and the crossed middle / ring fingers represent the words 'are tight'.

Now, with your other hand, point to your pinky, index, and crossed middle / ring fingers, respectively. "You and I are tight".

*special thanks to Justin for this one <3*

Dude 1: Are we really best friends?
Dude 2: Are you kidding?? *makes hand symbol* You and I are tight!

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remember the tight ones

The pornograpic version of the hollywood hit remember the titans

remember the tight ones will follow the same plot as remember the titans. except the whole football team fucking the HEAD cheerleader in the locker room before the football game for good luck and for winning.

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Real tight sweater

Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Tight sweater, tight tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater

Verse
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Gambino on the mic make the pussy much wetter
Try to get the girls, call the guy go getter
Tight jeans and Converse sneakers (tight sweater)
No cheddar, go home in a rogue letter
It's a college center, so my financial aid's better
You better dead her, yo that girl's going crazy
She got a twinkle in her eye like she want to have a baby
Maybe I should call her up on a Saturday
Take her to a dinner and a movie, Braves game
Maybe we can call her up again
You looking good girl, you should bring your friends
And I don't really talk shit, I'm a douche and a bad rapper
I'd act faster, but my tongue's in a black plaster
If your girl shops in sizes that are too small for her, let her
Cause girls look better in a real tight sweater

Hook

Veronica is hot but she would look better in a real tight sweater

Thats Tight Huh

something that is really fucking cool.
like me.

Hey Scotty, did you see that hot girl down the street?
Yeah Thats Tight Huh!

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tight as a boiled owl

(1)The state of being extremely drunk on alcoholic beverages.
(2)Sadly no longer used, Victorian term for being extremely drunk or hungover. Should be brought back into the lexicon.

Bro 1: How you feeling bro?
Bro 2: Tight as a boiled owl.
Bro 1: Bro, you’re intoxicated.

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turn a tight one

To do a doughnut or burn out, or any quick turn in which your tires squeal.

let's jump in your whip and turn a tight one and floss them rims.

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