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a burger that had been dunked in the toilet
vic: ok breakfast is ready!
joe: *eats all the pancakes*
vic:
joe:
joe 2:
vic: ok fine we’re having toilet burgers now *grabs burgers and dunks them in the toilet*
Once your food baby passes through the colon and is ready to be released... into the toilet. Ta-da!
That Chipotle I had for lunch has turned my belly into a food baby... I can't wait to hit the bano later and turn that bad boy into a toilet toddler.
also known as a potty protector.
This is the round ring of paper to put on top of the public toilet seat so that your bum does not come in contact with said seat.
If you are going to use a public restroom - you better hover or use a toilet halo!
The preferred toilet used to take a shit
I use the toilet on the second level is my poo toilet because no one uses it and it's always available
Something that has been out of stock just about everywhere this year.
example:
someone: *carries 5 bags of toilet paper out of store*
shelves: *empty*
~the next day~
*lorry comes with bags of toilet paper just as the store opens*
everyone runs into the store, grabbing all the toilet paper they can carry.
someone else: iS iT bLaCk FrIdAy?
Any baked treat eaten within the confines of a bathroom.
This can include cake, pie, cookies, eclairs, donuts or any other sweet treat. There is a deep shame associated with eating toilet cake.
"Can't believe you caught Bill eating toilet cake."
"I know, bro. Why in the world would someone eat devils food cake in the shitter?"
The act of taking a device to the toilet and spending many hours there, not pooping/peeing
Dave took his laptop to the bathroom and was toilet browsing until his sister caught him.