"hold on spider monkey" - Edward Cullen
the spider-monkey is an actual monkey that looks like a spider, but the word spider-monkey is a very beautiful and romantic word that i recommend you call your loved ones, especially a person you just started dating, i guarantee they will love it.
spider-monkey - a monkey with long legs and arms
The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.
Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.
A blackie who is gay and stupid and jumps from tree to tree very monkey like, often steals from KFC and rapes young white ladies, they love to play basketball and tickle the nipples of stronger stupid nigger monkey faggots
You better run, stupid nigger monkey faggot.
A black person with one white parent and one black patent causing strips like a zebra
-Is laquaniqua black?
-no she's a zebra monkey
-what?
-her mom is white as cocaine and her dad is as black as a jigaboo
The act of throwing shit at your partner during sex
They did the monkey and it smelled
The racist, religionist, sexist, and homophobic orange monkey I bought at the school sale
The monkey is unlove like normal
A slowch monkey is the opposite of a slaunch donkey. The slowch monkey is a small bass
Dammnnnnnnnnn I just caught the tiniest slowch monkey ever!