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is the god of penis though with that name you would think. Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth.
If you still even remember that name.
But I'm afraid you've been misinformed.
You are not here to receive a gift.
Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume.
Although, you have indeed been called.
You have all been called here.
Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.
A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize.
You don't even realize that you are trapped.
Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles.
Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber.
Always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But, you will never find them, none of you will.
This is where your story ends.
End communication.
Erectuilas, God of Penis is pretty cool
When your dick makes a clicking noise
Yo I got a mechanical penis she fell of my dick and broke it
A Drink that has a penis stuck in it and used as a "Swizzle Stick".
Lemme make you a Penis Colada baby.
All the Stacys at the club be getting the penis colada at closing time
to be sippin' on Pina Colada while getting dicked down dallas
Cabe: "I threw some penis colada last night"
Mike: "Zoinks! how cool!"
The result of having successfully pleasant-tasting cum after purposely drinking pineapple juice.
Dammnnn I heard about this craze where you drink pineapple juice and it makes your cum taste. I tried it and it worked! I had a penis colada.
A penis so small and skinny it resembles that of a needle and is made for intravenous use.
Kimmy: How was it with Cody last night?
Bethany: Not good…he has an intravenous penis.