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Micheal Fontanellos brothers friends uncle who happens to be Odell Beckham Jrs agent
Me:Bro did you hear Odell is thinking about going to the giants or cowboys
Jeremy:Yeah bro Fonts brothers friends uncle told me.
October 9th is National Boy Best Friend Appreciation Day. make sure you go the extra mile to show your appreciation and be extra nice to him all day
Boy bestfriend: why are you being so nice to me today?
You: because it’s National Boy Best friend Appreciation day :)
When your sister/brother in law is not being sexually satisfied by their spouse or significant other and want to hook up with you and keep it undercover & within the family.
John: My sister in law told me she is starving for some dick. Said Bill doesn’t do it for her anymore.
Joe: Sounds like she is trying to get on the friends & family plan with you.
January 23rd is a day to slap one of your friends!
"Hey what day is it today?"
"its slap a friend day!"
"Ohh.. right"
A close platonic friend that provides a sense of security and warmth. A comfy person to be around. Used in a non-romantic and non-sexual way.
Mica is my blanket friend they make me feel better when tired or depressed. They are comfort and security.
A friend that takes you out of their "pocket" only when it's convenient or beneficial for them, but won't be there for you in need.
Katie's a pocket friend not a down-ass bitch.
1) A friend who can spare a few seconds to text sometimes, but not five minutes. Family and real friends always take priority
2) a screen only friendship
I got a text from my pocket friend but couldn’t answer because I was at dinner with my work friends.