Phat mate... Like charlotte phat!

its when you want to annoy some one such as charlotte phat... then you get dirty looks... Phat mate called... Charlotte phat! get meh drift?

Phat mate called charlotte phat...
*dirty look from phat*
Phat mate called ya mam charlotte...
*dirtier look*
Phat mate...
*she walks off or ignores you*

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oi oi wheres me cuppa tea mate!?

A British mating call. Happens every 6 months a British has turned into an adult. A British person would often think you're another British, so climb onto a nearby tree whenever that happens. If you hear a British saying this out loud, be sure to appreciate the beauty of nature.

British person: oi oi wheres me cuppa tea mate!?
X: wow... I would've never thought I would see a British mating call. Life is beautiful.

hurr durr six hundos by me ole mate seni

dank

i love my new hurr durr six hundos by me ole mate seni

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oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate

you will hear this when you try to steal a Roadmans "bird"

"yeah bruv this is my bird emily she bare fit"

another kid: "oi shush man ill bang your mum"

"whayyy your hard arent ya mate"

kid 2 "isnt that you gyal over there?shes with another man"

"ay bruv what you sayin? my gayl cheating???nahhh"

(he goes over to his gal)

"oi mate what you doing with my gal"

kid 3 "bruv back off she prefers me innit"

"oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate"

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MATE-A-MORPHISES

MATE-A-MORPHISES .THE.SUPRISINGLY QUICK TRANSFORMATION WHEN A CASUAL DATING ACQUAINTANCE SUDDENLY TAGS YOU AS THEIR FIANCEE' WITHOUT A PROPOSAL..

SARAH HAD TO DUMP JACK AFTER HE HAD THAT MATE-A-MORPHISES

There's no mate

It's standard in society to call your mates "cunts" and cunts "mate", but you know things really step over the line when a someone is called mate and hits back with "there's no mate". Indicator that a British person is truly furious.

"Mate what the hell are you doing?"
"There's no mate, alright? I'm not your mate"
*punching noises*

nah mate see ya

An exit interview strategy applied to employers who are mentally handicapped and require assistance understanding the basics of people management. While exiting a companies employ, you should employ the “Nah mate, see ya” as your exit interview strategy. A standard exit interview interaction would go along these lines:

Receptionist: “What are you doing here?”
You: “Dropping my stuff off”
Boss: “Can we have a chat please?”
You: “Nah mate, see ya”
Mic drop, exit front door

I gave my old boss a bit of the old “Nah mate see ya”
“Can we talk about this please?”, “Nah mate, see ya”