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Your basic skinny african jew. Tall as the motheroak tree itself. Only associates with females under the age of 14.. preferably fat freshman. Still whippin Mommys honda CRV. Was a homosexual trackstar. Failed his senior year at Archbishop Curley forcing him to go the ghetto school with lots of charcole black girls. You may find him at the Avenue in Whitemarsh spending time with his Mongoloid of a girlfriend Abby who is a Mercy slut.
Matt McCoy your one iggnorant motherfucker.
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Matthew Phillip Longstaff is a well known gay fashion icon on the Isle of Man. He has designed many ranges that have been a success on the island itself and in mainland Britain. He is a party animal, and it is common knowledge that he has many active homoseuxal partners
Wow, did you see Matt Longstaffs new range? Its awesome!
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A sexy man who goes by antheridium. he is the keyboard tech for the band The Killers. He is awsome.
"That man is soooo cute!" "Oh i know! Hes Matt Breunig! What do you expect?!"
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kids say 'matt damon' instead to saying 'god dammit' when they're around adults cause it kind of sounds similar.
teacher: "Ok class, we are having a pop quiz!"
student: "Matt Damon!! I knew I should have stayed home sick today!"
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Matt Jones is a former University of Arkansas Quarterback who is now a wide reciver for the Jacksonville Jaguars. He was aquired as the 28th pick of the 2005 NFL draft. He was the most atheletic player in the 2005 draft and will be a superstar in the NFL.
me: dude, did u see Matt Jones run all over them fuckers from texas and auburn and Ole Miss and Mississippi State and Florida and everybody else.
friend: fuck u.. Eli is better
Me: u see matt jones 1 handed catch against the falcons in the preseason? what about his first touchdown against pittsburgh
friend: fuck u i like micheal vick
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someone who is extremely intellectual and manly beyond belief commanding the respect of many individuals
guy 1 - dude he's so Matt-Lynch
guy 2 - lets back up a little
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the most attractive, sexy, intelligent, delicious guy you will ever meet. He has what it takes to get what he wants from anyone. you should search out a matt robertson. they are hard to come by.
OMFG that was matt robertson,
we have to go say hi!
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