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i am so smart smrt

something someone says when they do something stupid but want to act cool.

Duggie: whats 10+10?

Isabelle: 20!! how do you not know that!

Duggie: i am so smart smrt!!

by Come at me bro!! Swagger December 23, 2011

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Yes, i am a simp

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Yes, i am a Simp.
Sniper Monkey

by Cool_24Karat August 25, 2021

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i am very guilty

One of the worst feelings in the world. It could eat you alive. It could destroy you. Sometimes the only way to get over it is forgetting. But we never forget, Its popping your little sisters balloon by accident that she loved,

i am very guilty is guilt

by dfjisakakskladjasjdajko;slaslk September 17, 2017

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I Coordinate, Therefore I Am

The very act of my plotting points on a pair of x–y axes and being conscious of it proves my existence, unless my action is taking place in a dream.

If Donald Trump can say, β€œI tweet, therefore I am,” then RenΓ© Descartes can say β€œI coordinate, therefore I am.”

by MathPlus November 27, 2018

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I infect, therefore I am.

The coronavirus’s motto until its days on earth are numberedβ€”when the chances of its deadliest strand winning the viral war are near-zero; henceforth, it would journey to hell and to other galactic regions to claim more lives.

Ms. Corona had to compromise with Lucifer, who wanted her to adopt the slogan β€œI kill, therefore I am.”; instead, the Father of lies decided to let her use β€œI infect, therefore I am.”

by MathPlus February 22, 2021

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i am the definition of ur mom

a insult people say when the person you are talking to is a fag, and you don't want to continue the conversation.

well guess what? I am the definition of ur mom.

by Johnny Cracker 2.0 March 12, 2015

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


I am your new god

A strange phrase used by some Louisiana agnostics and athiests to insult others who talk about thier god in public.

Religious Person: God makes the food we eat.
Athiest: I am your new god! I say no food for you!

by pousson November 27, 2007

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