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Little things that curry eating people living abroad can identify with; for example the smell of curry on your hands even after you wash your hands, parenting hacks, wedding hashtags, bolly humour
Well that is a subtle curry trait I’m proud of .
When you have a takeaway and then you immediately need to take a shit. The size can vary, but it mostly comes out the sphincter as a hot spicy and runny liquid. The effects are at its peak when a jalfrezi is consumed, but it can also be caused by madras, tikka masala or even Korma if you're a fucking imbecile and can't handle even a hint of spice.
My dad had curry ass last night.
an urban term for that first love you can't get rid of.
your first girlfriend or boyfriend that made you the happiest.
and no matter how long ago it was or how it ended or who came afterwards— you just never stop loving them.
it sucks... lol.
friend: "why wont you date him?"
me: "i— i can't."
friend: "you're still hungup on that one guy?"
me: *sigh* *shrug* "he's my curry stain. there's nothing i can do about it."
friend: "not even if you---"
me: "ive tried everything... i mean it, there's nothing i can do about it."
Whilst enjoying an evening of copious amounts of Indian fare with your female companion, you get into your car and feed your lady laxative(with consent you sickos) and proceed to have obscene amounts of unprotected anal sex. After proceeding to ejaculate no less then 6, but no more then 9 consecutive loads into your lady friends anal cavity, the lady companion proceeds to shit out digested curry, with your gallon of jizz all over your car, lap and personal belongings. At this point you take an old jar of mustard, and a whisk and whip it into a cream like substance, until it’s ready for oral consumption. Upon completion, you message all contacts in your phone that you love them, and send pictures of your dessert. Bon apetit!
My goodness my night took a very exhausting turn once we started the Brian cream of curry.
A salty curry is a time dependent sexual act. One person will consume a spicy curry and then 24 hours later will have anal sex. Extra spicy for everyone!
Packed with bold and lively flavours, the “salty curry” isn’t for the weak. It’s for the strong and the mighty. - Jamie Oliver
Panang curry is a very good food. Treat your girl to it every so often.
Let's go to a thai restaurant and get some panang curry.
When you and your lady partner share enough chicken curry to feed an army, and proceed to engage in rigorous unprotected anal intercourse in your car. You leave multiple deliveries of semen in your ladies anus. Your lady friend proceeds to uncontrollably defecate into your crotch and car seats. at this point, you take a large serving spoon and consume all of the creamy poop contents within the car. At approximately 2:30 in the morning, you text your friends completion of the act.
Brian’s Cream of Curry
Definition: BRIAN please cream my curry butt poops!