On Fridays, we steal things… Klepto Fridays can be defined as the last day of the work week during which folks are encouraged to filch items from businesses and public places to be shown off to friends and kept as trophies.
Friend: Dude why did you just hit the most devious lick on that preschool??!?
Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.
Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.
Small Friday is the day after Big Thursday. Small Friday is the day of rest after the Bigness of Big Thursday’s. We eat Salads with a small amount of calories, with small fork, and drink a small glass of water. Note - Nothing here is LITTLE. This is not Little Tuesday. Stop doing little things on small Friday.
“Duuuuude, i’m so tired from Big Thursday.”
“Don’t worry, man, its small Friday. Get some rest.”
The most important shit break of the week, sometimes semi painful. Usually a toilet buster.
"Dude I've gotta take my friday shit , I'm scared"
"Bro, you're gonna feel like a million fucking bucks"
Send ur camle toe pics to a guy and ask if he got a boner
I just sent him my pics for {camletoe Friday}
A day where people claw eachother to get low prices on things they don't need just hours after giving thanks for what they already have.
Avery: Ready for some Black Friday shopping?! Let's go get some amazing deals!
Mallory: I'm gonna sit this one out. I broke my leg last year in that mob of shoppers, remember? Plus I'm thankful for what I have. We just celebrated thanksgiving yesterday!
A day of mass holiday shopping. Originally, black Friday happened the Friday after Thanksgiving, but has since been moved to the day of Thanksgiving (6 p.m. to 1 a.m.) for unknown reasons.
So after we eat Thanksgiving lunch with the family, do you want to go Black Friday shopping?
Jim can't go Black Friday shopping because he wants to watch the Thanksgiving Thursday football games.
A special occurrence when pay day Friday, the first day of the month(for benefits) occur on the same day.
Welfare Checks and Pay Day on the same day? I'm not going to Wal-Mart this Black Friday!