give that bitch a shovel

v. to teach someone a lesson or show them who's boss.

Derived from the joke: "How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give that bitch a shovel."

Dylan: What would you do if somebody hacked into your computer and changed your background to "Hello Kitty"?
Scott: I'd give that bitch a shovel!

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Give me two

Something you say when someone says something stupid. the you give them two
licks(slaps)

kenisha says 5 plus 2 = 10
you say That was dumb give me two

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give me the daggers

Originated from Shakespeare's "Macbeth"; it means, basically, "let me do it".

"Now plug the red wire inot the... no, the RED wire... yeah. Into the... no! Jesus, look, just... give me the daggers!"

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give up the ghost

to die, but can be used in reference to inanimate objects, ie, to stop working. In the case of subject matter, it means to reveal a secret, punchline, or conclusion.

Micah's birthday party is to be a surprise, but Brian might give up the ghost.

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giving the pirate eye

when a man ejaculates in a woman's eye

i gave her the pirate eye last night

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give birth to a democrat

Taking an enormous shit.

After I heard Hilary Clinton's speech, I had to go give birth to a democrat.

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giving birth to cheese

Quote:
A pregnant woman rushed to the hospital to give birth to what she had passed off as a fetus for months was a block of cheese.
One attending doctor, speaking on the condition that they remain anonymous, remarked that it is not uncommon for some individuals to fake medical conditions in order to gain attention and financial support. Using cheese to fake a pregnancy, however, seems to be unprecedented, even among the mentally ill.

“Beyond weird,” remarked the doctor. “I don’t know how one would do it, but it must take an unwordly level of self deception to even conceive of something like this.”

What’s more, the woman had apparently registered herself at several stores for an upcoming baby shower and had been regularly consulting an obstretician by phone. all of her neighbors believed her to be pregnant, and had helped her pay her rent and shop for baby clothes and furniture.

Around 4 am on Thursday Neighbors, assuming that she was in labor, took her to an emergency room where doctors uncovered a sodden and moldy mass of what they later determined to be several bricks of cheddar cheese bound together with twine.

LOL SERIOUSLY LADY you really have been giving birth to cheese

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