its the shiznaz! i aint nevger seen anything coller since a ninja shitblast! i think this game will kill the human race caus we all gonna stop sexin' to play halo 2!
hot bitch: dude were the last peeps on earth! we gotta sex to save our lives!
dude with da XBOX: hell no bitch! maybe when im done beating halo 2
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Worst Game Ever. I believe the first halo was better. They cheapened the "plasma sword" and added "DUAL Wield". Wow, Two improvements. Plasma sword is rigged from killing people in ONE attack. Dual wield is taken from James Bond (007 goldeneye), Yes the nintendo 64 version. Micro$oft took Gay-Low and turned into Super-Gay-Low. So what? I dont know what everyone's drooling about. Jumping on vehicles? Unreal Tournament 2004. Dual Wield? James Bond. Rigged 1-hit-kills? Nox. No falling damage? Well, they didn't take one idea, at least. No, wait. ARMORED CORE NEXUS.
Fanboy: OMFG I GOT TEH HAY-LOW TWOOOO!!!
Me: I have HL2. Half-life 2.Fanboy: OMFG WUT THAT? HL2 IZ HAAYY-LOW!!
*5 seconds later, the fanboy has a knife sticking out of his hand*
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The act of jumping in motion, instead of running or sprinting. Mainly encountered in: every Xbox game. To do this press forward on the left joystick and rapidly press the (A) button. It is believed that this makes it harder for snipers and sprayers to hit said person doing the "Halo Jumping." This was first invented in Halo 2 in which multiplayer was first invented for Xbox. This is why it's called "halo jumping" for it originated in a Halo game.
Look at this gay little halo jumper, doesn't he know that "halo jumping" doesn't work in Call of Duty. *speaker then headshots the said halo jumper*
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When a guy you date no longer wants to do anything but play Halo all the damn time and be a big ass looser!!
My husband is a worthless "halo junkie", he is addicted to that game!!
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a game that is so fuckin bad that it hipnotizes people like me into thinking its great and thats why it the best game ever created. itseven better than melted cheese on a hero with bacon, chicken cutlet, tomato and mayo.
ooooo ooooo oooo ooo oooo oo oooooooooo. thats the halo song that sounds like a man is getting head from pam anderson.
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uh.. this was alright but not as fun as the first, the ending had a vomitlike viscosity that sort of leaked out of my television.. multiplayer was pretty good tho...
Wanna go play Halo 2?
not really...
12๐ 21๐
Will be made in the year 3000!!
Halo 5 will be out when I am dead
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