Satanic Drive-By

Driving by a group of people. Mainly random ass fucks you don't like, or you don't even know then. The driver slows down a bit, you blast Good Christians Don't Get Jiggy With It Til After Marriage by See You Next Tuesday. While the passenger stands through the sun roof and glorifies it.

Yo, see those fucking faggots over there at the table? They asked me if I liked Satan. Lets show these fuck how we do our drive-bys. No guns all Satan. Satanic Drive-by!

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Church of Satan

The most evil place of devil worship imaginable. Their terrible site is www.churchofsatan.com.

The Church of Satan is a place of devil worship and human sacrifice.

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sad satan

1. A kid who has terrible ADD

2. A game/movie addict

3. Starwars fan (or occasionally a "Starwars Battlefront the game" fan)

4. Someone who masterbates often

"Oh no, sad satan wont stop playing that game! And im not sure if he even knows what he's doing!"

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Satan's Anus

Satan's Anus: anything that reflects something distasteful or something that causes discomfort (i.e., hot weather).

1. It is hotter than Satan's Anus outside! 2. Have you eaten any of his cooking? It tastes like Satan's Anus. 3. The end off this banana is as mushy as Satan's Anus.

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Satan with glasses

Satan with glasses is a name given to a girl who is a stalker like person who has glasses.

"Dude, Satan with glasses is staring at me again."
"Oh god,"

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Satan's Playground

1. A place where the community's lowest common demoninator go to purchase items such as guns, ammo, knives, chainsaws, hammers, and groceries. The one place where you cannot purchase any music that has what their corporate masters believe to be offensive language.

2. Walmart.

Bubba #1: "Damn, I gots to get me some ammo so I can shoot something to cook tomorrow."
Bubba #2: "Dis late at night, you gots to get your ass down to the Walmart."
Bubba #1: "Satan's Playground? Hells Yeah! I can get me some Blue Ribbon and find me a fat hog to try to find my dick tonight."

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Hurts Like Satan

Term used by fans of Jared Leto to describe what it feels like to have sex with him. Thus giving way to the nickname of Satan when referring to his massive penis.

Holy guacamole it hurts like Satan. I may never walk again.