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Accidentally shitting one's pants becuase one was twerking while afflicted with diarrhea.
Miley made a mess at the VMAs when she went on stage and twerk squirted all over the place instead of calling in sick.
No squirt September , or NSQ, Is where for the whole month of September girls who play with themselves or thinking about getting dicked down won’t be able to. This is a challenge for girls not to do anything freaky to themselves or with any guys that will get them wet.
Isaiah: "Baby u tryna get dicked down tn?"
Vivian: "No babe, I'm tryna pass No squirt September."
Isaiah: "What's that?"
so this is a month for girls where they cant yk play with themselves so haha jokes on girls bc no nut november means no squirt september
girl: luckily there isnt a month for girls whe nthey cant play with themselves.
boy: there is jokes on u :D
girl: when is it??
boy: sptemebr its called no squirt september
All september like boys ”no nut november” girls cant squirt while fingering
”Finally september! one month closer chirstmas eve” remeber its also ”no squirt september”
Just like no nut nov but for the females
Man: Are you ready for No Squirt September
Female: It's going to be so hard
The liquid explosions that can be compared to a shotgun bang, that exits your ass after drinking whey protein.
Bro1:Damn man got home and drank some protein last night, next thing I know I was shotgunning the toilet.
Bro 2:Must of been the protein squirts
The invisible happy fap bubble!
Creampie Squirt buddy. Creampie Fap.