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The matted, teased lump of hair that females get after vigarous missionary intercourse. Also, bed head
"I should have looked in the mirror before I walked outside. I was sporting a bed bump!"
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You're hitting on the real knockout of a babe in a bar, and as always there this one person (speed bump) that gets in your way to cockblock.
I probably could have picked up this babe but she was with her girlfriend usually the overweight or not too cute chick with her (can be a boyfriend as well) and each time I put on the gas I had her speed bump in the way.
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The act of rubbing two vaginas together in a butt to butt, interlocking legs position.
Most girl on girl adult movies will show this type of act.
"Those two chicks were totally fuzzy bumping"
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1. the female equivalent of a dick slap; 2. a rough vaginal thrust leaving a tell-tale mark on the recipient's face, often described as a dot between curving parallel lines, i.e. the 'butterfly' bruise.
Attributed to Seattle poet, Chris Edwards. Origin unknown.
2009
Dude, ask that chick if she'll clit bump you on the face!
Dick slapped or clit bumped?!
She took him out to the desert, asked for some oral, clit bumped him and left him with only his cell phone and the tell-tale bruise on the side of his face. Cold shit.
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A new greeting adopted during the Swine Flu because a fist bump involves too many germs.
Its popularity was boosted by CNN's Dr. Sanjay Gupta who used it while out reporting in Mexico.
Later, Dude. You just sneezed so you're getting an elbow bump.
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The bump many Jews (but NOT all) have on the tops of their noses.
Nanci: "Hey, do you know if Rochelle's Jewish?"
Minnie: "I'm not sure, but she does have a Jewish bump."
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Small, underdeveloped breasts. Normally found on skinny girls.
She needs to grow some boobs, all she's go is them little speed bumps.
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