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A person who is trapped in the airport for an extended period of time.
"Is there a place where I can charge my phone here?"
"Nah, the airport hoboes are hogging all the outlets."
1👍 3👎
a scale that ranks the smelliness of a flatulate. the scale represents how many hobos, or flatulates, of that magnitude it would take to clear a 10 story building.
Scale Rankings
1-2 - a fart so nasty it liquifies a person's clothing and immediate surroundings. Immediate evacuation is needed
3-4 - a rank given to a fart with the ability of making those in close proximity vomit uncontrollably
5-6 - a mid scale fart that will generally make people clear a certain area, but not necessarily make them vomit
7+ - regular farts, usually people will comment and stop eating food, however they will not need to make an effort to evacuate the immediate area.
Example 1 -
Ricky: "Dude what happened to your clothes"
Bobby: "I accomplished my life long goal man, I released a flatulate with a hobo power of 1"
Example 2 -
Bersell: "Dude it smells like a dead animal in your house"
Foster: "That's because PK set free a hobo in there"
Bersell: "Damn, that musta been at least a hobo power of 4"
7👍 54👎
To take a shit outside in the snow while recieving a blowjob
DUDE JESSICA TOTALLY GAVE ME AN ESKIMO HOBO BLUMKIN LAST NIGHT!
wow dude...that's fucking gross....
SHE ALSO SWALLOWED!!!
To administer fellatio to a person of no fixed abode.
Cor, Trace that unwashed drunken homeless man looks hot, I think I want to play the hobo oboe.
9👍 1👎
Someone who uses someone else's food stamps because they are too lazy yo get their own. Someone who dates fat chicks with kids to get their food stamps.
Dude he's a hobo dollar whore. His ex had 4 kids, 250 pounds and he spent her food stamps and bounced.
Where do I find a fat chick with kids? I got to hobo dollar whore myself in order to eat this month.
Damn, I'm gonna go hobo dollar whore myself, I need a Pepsi.
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The act of mother nature pouring her luscious juices on those dam dirty hobos, thus cleaning them to a sparkle.
Well I was going to go bone my girlfriend in an alleyway, but now my plans are ruined. Dam hobo showers.
A hobo shower occurs in Washington State almost every day, so if you don't like it, get the fuck out!
2👍 10👎
20 oz. water bottle with the bottom cut out.
"Hey man, we're out of cups."
"No problem, here's a bottle, make a hobo's wine glass!"