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The hard of thinking individuals who test themselves daily to see if they are ill, usually with zero or common cold symptoms.
Test-tard: I better take my daily test
Normal person (tinfoil hat conspiracy nutter): But you don't have any symptoms and those are 96% inaccurate?
Test-tard: OMG positive test, I'm going to die I must self-isolate for 14 days and cancel Christmas and my holiday to keep safe
A simple way to test how loose or tight an anus is. Simply stick as many pieces of dry pasta in the anus as you can without breaking any. Anything over 30 is usually a fail. Use angel hair if your really picky
Mark: how was fucking that chick last night?
Dave: I had to call it off she failed the pasta test
Steve: Damn that sucks
Similar to Jet Lag; the dull and sleepy sensation one gets from taking a long test. Ranges from Minor Test Lag to Intense Test Lag.
Betty-Marie fell asleep as soon as she got home; she had some Major Test Lag!
A test intended to limit the access to a given course, most commonly medicine
-Giulia, ti prometto che studierò per il test d'ingresso a medicina.
-Lo spero per te!
Test Ass, or TA, is a serious medical condition resulting from long periods of boredom and immobility, such as those that occur when taking a particularly difficult test or exam.
"Dude, that math test was brutal."
"I know, bro. I got such a case of test ass after that."
The stressful feeling of wanting to do well on an exam that overwhelms you before or during an exam which leads to being afraid of failing
Due to my test anxiety telling me to not fail the exam, my brain completely went blank and I had absolutely no idea what to do to answer the questions. FML.
The squished appearance of a man's tenders when his Wranglers (or any pants really) are too tight.
Did you see the cowboy on the dance floor?
How could I miss those Wrangled testes?