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The act of rolling over and clinging to the other person in bed with you when the alarm clock sounds. This type of hug resembles a spoon technique, with a strong resemblance to the way young monkeys cling to their mother in the wild.
When the xylophone alarm clock went off, I gave Sandy the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle. I didn't want her to get up, so I pulled her close as she hit the snooze button.
When the alarm clock went off, I scrambled to give her the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle to get a few more minutes of time before going to work.
When you see your best friend for the first time in 4 months and twelve days
Yo! What up man! I love you nigga dog monkey!
Monkeys don't use computers there not smart. there stupid minds are stupid stupid stupid.
Mom I saw a monkey playing a computer. honey monkeys don't do that.
Used to reference a number containing a seven(7), most commonly used for the number seventeen(17).
“I think Barrel of monkeys ten is very confusing and ambiguous”
when you do a cumfart whilst out on a walk and your black labrador licks it up
"Hey Charlie, what did you get up to today?"
"To be honest, it's a bit embarassing... I came home from a night out and went for a walk with my black labrador. I was wearing shorts and I did a cumfart, it dripped down my leg and my dog licked it up."
"Oh, so you did a turquoise monkey then?"
A very nice meal found in the heart of africa
click clock: "come try my monkey slab my wife made"
click clock 2:"ew this is shit fuck you you faggot"
Personal belongings (Civilian) / Personal Kit (Military), such as Luggage, Backpack, Jacket, Hat, Phone, Keys, etc.
Originates from British Army deployment in the Far East. Soldiers heading home may actually have Monkeys and Parrots as souvenirs alongside their luggage.
come on guys, grab your monkeys and parrots and get in the car.
Back in the far east, they actually meant grab your monkeys and parrots!
May be said as ‘Parrots and Monkeys’; both are acceptable.