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An old 50ish year old dude who is actually the sexiest man you’ll ever come across. Turns men gay upon eye contact. Has the eyes of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. Probably plays bass like the magnificent specimen he is. Has a beard trimmed into an almighty square that perfectly complements his orgasmic jawline. Wears a sick ass fedora without looking cringe. By far, the most based, gigachad, longest schlongiest human being you’ll ever experience.
Dude #1; “Hey man, I’m starting a cult for Herman Mean Finger XIV, wanna join?”
Dude #2; “Hell fucking yes I do.”
Woman with large tits #1; “Fuuccckkkk Herman Mean Finger XIV oh fuckkkk I’m cominggggggg.”
Woman with large tots #2; “Oooooh me toooooo fuckkk.”
The residue of ink that accumulates on the ring finger while writing.
"Fuck, I got a bad case of Note Finger after Mr Jefferson's class".
Like trigger-finger, when you click your mouse one too many times in a hurry and end up in some world you didn't even know existed.
Damn, I was just trying to post on Facebook but my itchy clicker-finger sent me to a Bible Study group.
Some one who has sexual interactions by using his/her finger.
Oh him he’s a finger fondeler he likes to stroke them hard with his finger
When 2 male MMA fighters both skilled in jiu jitsu get their penis's stuck together from aggressively rubbing. Involving one with ample foreskin and one fighter with almost none.
Look, they're stuck together in a Brazilian Finger Trap!