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*mosh pit at hardcore-metal show with bands like Atreyu Unearth, Eighteen Visions etc. Ninjas swing there arms and do stunts instead of really moshing.
the freakin concert only had ninja pits last night, thats fucking gay.
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When skiing and or snowboarding, and you take a header it was because of snow ninjas not youre personal inability to stay on your feet. Snow Ninjas are invisble and very fast and will put you on your ass especially if youve been drankin.
I got ol time hackyed by those snow ninjas.
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To suddenly disappear, like in all the kung-fu movies in the 80's.
Mike ninja poofed out of that meeting this morning.
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any brand of vodka you can drink like water and then a few hours later it sneaks up on you like a ninja and knocks you out
We had the new Three Olives Watermelon Vodka last night. One moment I was up walking around...next thing I know it's tomorrow and I'm waking up on the couch. Either my tolerance is low or that's some ninja vodka.
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The unholy union between a pirate and a ninja. Pirates and ninjas are widely known to be mortal enemies and are locked in eternal oppisition to each other.
Pirate-ninjas rarely exist in nature because they have extremely short half-lives; upon their creation they rapidly decay in a violent burst of short-wave radiation, heat, shurikens, and parrot feathers.
Pirates vs. ninjas - that ages-old question. Who would win?
The pirate-ninjas, of course!
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Ninja driving is the phenomenon that occurs when you kind of know where you are, and you kind of know where you are going, but you have no idea how to get there. Then, by harnessing what can only be called "the force," you end up at the predetermined destination.
Many people have experienced ninja driving without knowing its name. Others have been trained by ninja driving masters. The concept of ninja driving can be extended to include ninja walking, ninja biking, ninja scootering, and possibly ninja public transportationing.
Say you are downtown, and you need to get somewhere in the suburbs that you have never been before. You're going off the grid system, yikes! You only have an address -- no directions. You decide to ninja-drive there. While ninja driving, you use landmarks and a trained sense of intuition and end up where you want to be. You never call for directions, you don't use the internet, and you never consult a map. You arrive at your destination.
Person: "Did you get directions off the internet?"
You: "No, I ninja-drove here."
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A bowel movement that is stealthy, silent, and quick, but results in total destruction. The defecation community's equivalent of a Silent But Deadly fart.
Ron: "Dude, I Just took a Ninja Dump! Stay out of the bathroom!"
James: "But you were only gone for a minute, and I didn't even know you were in the bathroom!"
Ron: "Precisely!"
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