Birth of a Hero

The act of being an enormously obese woman and taking what you believe to be a shit on the toilet, only to be surprised when a baby comes out.

Hey you know that fat bitch Kathryn in our home econ class? The one with acne and a lisp? Her walrus of a mom thought she was taking a dump when a baby came out... fuckin classic case of birth of a hero.

3👍 4👎

Super Hero

a fat joint using 2 papers going long ways and a strip of a zig zag sticky part to hold the middle together

That SUPER HERO saved my life last night...mannn

(STONER)

9👍 30👎

almost heroes

Funniest movie ever made staring Chris Farley and Matthew Perry

Guy:hey lets watch Almost Heroes

3👍 8👎

For Our Hero

The most Gay band ever. (and I mean EVER.)

ME: hey sonja, what is the most gay band ever?
SONJA: For Our Hero of course
ME: Yeah, totally!!!!

22👍 104👎

Guitar Hero

An amazing video game that allows you to be in a virtual band (either solo or with companions) and also compete against famous guitarists.

Guitar Hero just absolutely rocks my world, like omgzzz.

3👍 9👎

Local hero

Someone who will never be famous but who does heroic deeds in the course of day to day events.

She was a local hero because of the way she organised the community progress association.

11👍 52👎

Disponsable Heroes

The Heaviest Metallica song of all the fucking times. You can find it on the best Metallica album: Master of Puppets.

Metal newie: I want to hear a Metallica song... What abount "St. Anger"? That song rules!!!
Metal Master: STFU, if you want to hear a trully Metallica song so listen to Disponsable Heroes, and don't name that fucking album again or I will hit you!

2👍 5👎