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This is an STD that is contracted from individuals from Cincinnati, Ohio. The symptoms include pain with urination due to defecating from the urethra of the penis or the vagina and urinating out of the asshole.
"Hey man I hooked up with this chick that I met over the weekend in Cincinnati but I think she gave me the Cincinnati Chili Bowl because I can't stop shitting out of my cock and pissing out of my asshole!"
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to put ketchup and mustard beetween a girls tits, fuck between em' and get it licked of in a blow job.
awsome...it keeps men that like hot dogs alive
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When you shit, piss, vomit, and cum in a single trip to the bathroom.
Mom: Son, you’ve been in the bathroom for 30 minutes! What’s taking you so long, did you fall in?
Dad: He’s probably performing the Texas Chili Bowl again.
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The sexual act of pouring a mixture of chili, hot sauce, and sour cream over one’s anus and fucking aggressively using the chili as lubricant. After anal creampie is reached the chili is served and enjoyed with saltine crackers
We were feeling hungry and adventurous so we decided to mix up a nice Texas Chili Bowl for us to enjoy next to the fireplace.
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Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.
“She had to get asshole replacement surgery after receiving the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”
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When you are having a threesome and you stick your cock inside the ass of one girl and shit slides down your dick, and at the same time a girl with cheesy feet gives you a footjob.
Chili: shit Cheese: footcheese Dog: your cock
Dude did you hear Amber and Glust gave Logan a Chili cheese dog last night??
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The act of a taking one's penis (hot doggy), laying it in between a pair of butt cheeks longways. Then the receiver squirts some nasty poop on the hot doggy, while getting their cheeks slammed together, creating fountains of glorious chili flying everywhere.
Hey Jake, I'm really wanting a hot steamy chili dog slam right now, my buns are aching to be slammed.
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