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Child or baby - typically one that is screaming, stinking or otherwise unpleasant to be around.
"I was trapped on a plane with someone's crotch vomit in my face for six hours!"
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Noun. Synonym for a feminine napkin
“Mikey, will you go get mommy a crotch biscuit?”
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the awkward piece of skin between your thumb and pointer finger
"dude, my thumb crotch is so itchy."
"i know, so is my penis."
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A mysterious whore who appears out of nowhere, ruins your life, gives you an STD then disappears into the night.
Dude, who was that crotch circle you picked up at the bar last night. And next time where a condom
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A loud passing of gas. An audible fart.
I told him not to eat Mexican food on his date. Just when things were getting romantic, he let out a crotch cough.
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Finely-powdered frozen semen. One of the lesser problems associated with masturbating outside in the winter.
"This snow cone is too salty"
"Eww dude, I think you're eating crotch snowflakes"
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The squirming and "oh shit/snap/damn/etc" moan from any individual or group, verbally or in thought, when viewing an instance of one's groin area being subjected to physical pain, or hearing of a story describing such an instance.
Usually applies to hearing or viewing stories describing your same gender, but can also be universal.
"Dude, did you hear what happened to James at Bogart's yesterday?"
"Naw, fill us in bro"
"He decided to start crowd surfing, and as he did some asshole punched him in the 'nads"
Everyone: "OH DAAYUUUMMM!"- as they cross their legs, bend over as if to protect their crotch, squint their eyes
"I have nothing but crotch sympathy for James right now..."
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