Rental Food

Any food that be can bought after midnight at the drive through or gas station. It tastes good now, but will wake you out of a sound sleep in a few hours.

After the party we grabbed some rental food, and that shit got me up 3 times this morning.

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Food Blister

A persons stomach when it completely fills their shirt to the max, even stretching it.

Man you better stop eating, your food blister is getting big.

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Dick Food

"Food" for your dick. Something arousing with few other redeemable qualities.

It's not that good of a show, but lots of tits. Basically, it's dick food.

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Food Catalyst

Consumption of a sweet food resulting in the need for a salty food and vice versa.

"These peanuts are a food catalyst."

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Ground Food

The name given to any food after the 5 second rule has elapsed but before decomposition starts.

Ben: I'm soooo hungry
Tracey: Hey, there's a chip on the ground.
Ben: Why dont I just inject hepatitis into my mouth.
Tracey: (while chewing on a day old chip) Mmmmm, ground food.

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food stamps

the little stamps u use to get food yo broke-ass sonfoabitch

my friend uses food stamps cuz he is so poor he can,t even pay attention!

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fast food

The worst quality food known to mankind!

MacDonald's mmm lovely, traces of faeces (true!) in every bite!

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