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When they shave both sides of your groin for an emergency angioplasty but not the middle, leaving a patch of hair resembling Hitler’s mustache.
I went to the emergency room for a heart attack and woke up on the recovery room with Hitler pubes.
The one extreme Mormon who yells at you when you swear or say any thing to do with Jesus or a God. This yelling can range from "STOP IT THAT IS AGAINST MY RELIGION AND YOU SHOULD NOT USE THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN!!" to "IF YOU SWEAR OR SAY THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN YOU WILL BURN IN HELL!"
"Oh my god Emily is such a Jesus hitler!" "HAY I HERD THAT NOW YOU ARE GOING TO HELL."
The grammar nazi of all grammar nazis. Will never let one typo or mispelling get away from humiliation and execution. The leader of all grammar nazis. The master of the grammar race
My budy isnt a grammar nazi. He's hyphen hitler. He hunts down missing commas and typos like jews in 1943. One slip of the finger and hes got the typo gestapo all over you.
Sticking your forefinger up your ass after working all day and wiping it under someone's nose on their upper lip.
"Foreman"
Dallas I warned you if you didn't have a new car on Monday after all the headaches you would receive a sweaty
Hitler.
"Dallas" I now have a skidmark on my upper lip after getting a sweaty Hitler from my foreman.
During the second world war in middle earth, Gandalf Hitler led the Axis against the hobbits and humans of middle earth. Gandalf Hitler saw the hobbits and humans as inferior and wanter to eradicate them.
Gandalf Hitler used magic gas to eliminate the hobbits.