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On social networking sites, oftentimes individuals – especially college-aged Americans – tag their acquaintances in pictures that render the victim completely unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of impregnating another or becoming impregnated. Usually such photos involve individuals making strange faces, posturing themselves oddly, or exhibiting behaviors that compromise their individual dignity. Often such images involve the use or overuse of controlled substances, or behaving in such a manner that puts their sexuality into question. Posted by third-parties who may have taken the photo and “tagged” the individual in an awkward situation or pose, the Birth Control Tag (BCT) is one of the most effective methods to damage one's online reputation.
My friend Rob tagged Jason posturing himself in a suggestive manner against a statue of George Washington with his pants down. That's a BCT if I've ever heard of one.
Did you see that Birth Control Tag of Elena? Man, I've never seen someone so fall down drunk with food all over her clothes.
Did you see that picture of those two frat brothers kissing during pledge week? Dude, no chick is going to go out with them once they get Birth Control Tagged on facebook.
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"Did you at least use a condom?"
"No, but it's ok. We used Baptist Birth Control."
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When two good friends (usually girls) are lying on a couch next to each other eating snacks together, laughing, and watching TV, and then out of nowhere, they start wiggling their bodies, going crazy, and screaming like linda blair from the exorcist!
Ali: Hahahaha this is my fave episode of family guy.
Hayley: I know, but before it starts, its time for.....
Ali: The out of control nip!
Both girls: AHHHA AHHH AHAHHAAH AHOOOOOO AFHADLIEJAO
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A toothpaste, which makes you feel like a piece of shit after using it.
I bought your Colgate Toothpaste with tartar control, and it made me feel like a piece of shit!!!!
~Tourette's Guy
Where most of the funniest definitions in UrbanDictionary can be found, albeit for short periods of time.
Urban Dictionary Quality Control is hilarious!
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Fuck no! My kid can’t use the Switch a lot! Lemme fuckin roast him with Nintendo Switch Parental Controls.
Making a regrettable decision in regards to your lady parts.
I can't believe I lost control of my hoop last night and slept with Vladmir Putin again.