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A robot from the DEEPEST DEPTHS of space, BENT on the destruction of all humanity and life with the almighty FAP (Family's Ass Plumber) machine. It makes the noise of a thousand rape alarms blasting through a megaphone.
Approach with caution.
person 1: OH NO! Its Fapulon Prime!
person 2: What the fuck is that!
person 1: It's the noise of impending doom, and rape alarms.
person 2: Is that a ... no it can't be!
person 1: The FAP cannon!
a chad who is not only the chad of his school but the chad of the entire universe and spends the majority of his time strengthening his jawline.
ME: have you seen Israel Adesanya fight?
WISE PERSON:chaddimus prime would destroy him, in fact hes never lost in any way in his entire life
When a girls pussy gets wet on its own. No oral needed.
I slept with this whore from the bar tonight. She had a self priming pump
A male/female stripper that he/she is in their prime, like michael Jordan for stripping
Just went to the club and saw a prime exotic, and best I've ever seen
The absolute worst minecraft mod ever made and the creator should be fierd and then dropped into a btch of acid.
Leader of the autobots and the last prime in most continuity’s but in this continuity, optimus is a heartbroken, depressed, spoiled brat who slowly lost the spot light and emotionally died. But this time didn’t come back.
Megatron whispered to starscream: I wish optimus prime(Johnnyflashes) would get his life together
"O hey the new prime minister of canada very cool"
"Ikr"