Right Ruddy

1. A statement of appreciation.

2. To place your forearm and fist over your crotch, to create an exaggerated erection. Used to show your appreciation for something particularly awesome.

"Man, every time I see Kate Beckinsale I get right ruddy!"

"That album gets me right ruddy!"

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That's just not right.

A phrase used by redneck women to call attention to a perceived injustice.

Wade got kicked off of disability after being busted for cock fighting. That's just not right.

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Right Flight

Republicans who disassociate themselves from the Republican Party, because right winged nuts are setting the Party's agenda to favor the 1%, and in a way that is hostile toward the middle class, poor, women, gays, sick, scientists, and illegal immigrants.

Right Flight may be a big problem for the Republican Party as they become dominated by right winged nuts who are more anti-government and anarchistic than conservative, and who lack a viable agenda to solve critical problems that face the nation.

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All right?

Used interjectionally at the end of a statement to make sure that what you just said is understood,and sometimes also to indicate that you want the subject dropped.

"Kenny,for the second time,you may wear only a baseball cap and a winter jacket. Nothing impressive,because you don't have liability insurance. All right?" said the claims examiner.

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right or left?

an sarcastic way of asking a person which ass cheek they prefer to start kissing first

I understand that you may be a little unhappy that you were not able to scam me out of my money but I can offer you one consolation prize-right or left?

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right boob

The soul mate of the left boob

Jimmy, you're the right boob of my life

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Right Shark

To do something adequately, or even in an exemplary manner, without necessarily seeking or receiving attention/praise for one's acts. While Left Shark is shaking (or messing) things up, Right Shark is over there making sure things go smoothly.

A: "Man, the bathrooms are spotless! Did you clean them?"
B: "It was C I think, but I never heard anyone ask him to clean up in there."
A: "Huh... I was talking to him earlier and he didn't even bring it up. Dude's so Right Shark, he should totally get a raise."

"Hey the landlord's coming over to show the house to someone today. I'm working a double today, but could you be a Right Shark and tidy up before he gets there? Thanks!"

"Wanna be my wingman when we go out tonight? Last week Jeff Left Sharked it before I could get that girl's number. You've rightsharked for me at this in the past though, so I trust you."

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