When you have IBS or diarrhea that smells like a perm
I got perm squirts from taco bell
You laugh so hard that you shit your pants.
That dude at the comedy club gave the laugh squirts.
ur brain dead and ur a dumb ass who likes eating ur moms shit
"poopy in mama squirt on me ugh"
this is when you rub your pickle to the point you're ceiling squirting.
"Chad! Are you ceiling squirting again? I'll go get the towels"
when a fem presenting person squirts a lot or makes a lot of squirting content
"Have you seen her latest post? The squirt princess strikes again."
To have your female or adorably squishy dominican male friend squirt all over your face, and wipe their butthole all over your face, aswell.
Oh hey, did you see matt? He got tootsie squirted all over!
An alternative saying to sexual intercourse.
"I'm gonna Juicy Juicy Squirt all over you."