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You laugh so hard that you shit your pants.
That dude at the comedy club gave the laugh squirts.
A greasy squirt that bacon has to offer.
Could also mean a puss that squirt just like bacon.
Guy 1: "Hey remember Jezebel?"
Guy 2: "Yeah?"
Guy 1: "She had the most diabolical bacon squirt ever!"
Hurting for a squirting : this is said when someone feels like haven't been laid in a while or looks like need to get smashed.
Freddy: wow I'm hurting for a squirting I haven't had sex in years .
Jenny: that guy is so hurting for a squirting ;)
The part of a man’s beard directly below his lips. Necessary for soaking up all of the love juices during an adventorous oral sex session.
Mary was thankful for Brian’s squirt sponge, it made cleanup a breeze.
What a desperate whore says now that most cities are in phase one and loves cum.
Michelle: Fuck yeah, i dont give a flying fuck if this dude has a 4-inch dick or not, he can give me a Covid squirt in my pink and stink.
A squirt of hand sanitizer for one's hands.
Person A: Hey dude, can I get a Covid squirt please?
Person B: I gotchu bro! (as he hands over the hand sanitizer)
ur brain dead and ur a dumb ass who likes eating ur moms shit
"poopy in mama squirt on me ugh"