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A vessel of such pure beauty that a man or woman physically excretes bodily fluid from the nether regions in pure
excitement.
Is that a 1976 bright orange Cruise Craft name 'Moonraker'? What a bloody squirt boat.
When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.
I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l
When a mans penis is so big a woman cums apon the first complete insertion
I’m in love, my first multiple orgasm started as soon as he put it in. That’s a polish squirt
When she ruins the bed sheets during sexual activities ...take her to the ole squirting troft she can splash splash in the waterin hole
Go down on her take her to squirting troft ...
When your poop smells like a perm
I just got perm squirts from taco bell
When you have IBS or diarrhea that smells like a perm
I got perm squirts from taco bell
You laugh so hard that you shit your pants.
That dude at the comedy club gave the laugh squirts.