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something pale white girls try to use to get darker because they think they look sexy when in reality they're ugly and it just makes them orange and cancer... sucks.
Whoa did you see her? She's orange and looks like a cheesecurl because she went to tanning beds. SO UGLY!
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A term for sexually transmitted diseases for candid discussion or to refer STD's humerously
If you're going to have sex with Herpe Helen who has 6 kids with 8 possible fathers, wear a (rubber) so the bed bugs don't bite
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Someone that does not get the hint that it is time to leave your bed.
I awoke this morning to a blonde bed bug who's mascara had run onto my pillowcase. As I attempted to start my day, she pulled the covers up tight and asked for breakfast. It was time for her to leave.
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To falsely accuse someone of rape or sexual assault.
John- why did Eric get cuffed and hauled away in that poilce cruiser?
Brian- Because he allegedly raped Brittany last night.
John- Thats impossible. Eric was hanging out with me last night.
Brian- Holy shit! That bitch Bed Framed him.
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to embarrass oneself privately or solely in the company of close family/friends. This term is so named because defecating on one's bed is truly embarrassing but only for those who are witness to such an event, which is usually limited to the individual who shitted the bed or a few additional people. Either way, the embarrassment can be contained to a manageable degree.
Jeff: "Dude, I totally shit the bed last night"
Mike: "What did you do?"
Jeff: "Fell down the stairs while my family was watching TV"
Mike: "That's not bad, at least you didn't shit the pool"
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To be caught sleeping by your cruel friends in a motel where, to scare the shit out of you, they lift you and the mattress up and into the wall behind you, essentially turning you into a Murphy bed
bitch was laying there sleeping after refusing to put out. her blue balled boyfriend decided a Murphy bedding was in order and let her become one with the wall with a swift lift of the mattress...
"prude bitch got Murphy bedded"
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1. Where Brennan places Laura.
2. Where hicks sleep.
3. Where milk gets curdy and kats get tipsy.
Brennan placed Laura in the truck bed while jacking off to his sister. (Hillbilly)
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