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when a girl gives a bald man a blow job, she makes him ejaculate in her mouth and then spits the cum on his head. She then shaves off his pubes and sticks them on his semen covered head, thus making a homemade hair piece
fred came over last night and i fixed his bald head with a tampa bay toupee.
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A project being presented that has very little substance and instead focuses on flash, glitz and glamor. Typically, these types of presentations will only be pleasing to those who are incredibly small minded and easily impressed.
Bill: man, did you Ricky's project.
Me: Yeah, I was there, dude.
Bill: Right, right. Wasn't it awesome?
Me: The hell are you talking about? He said nothing about what happens when an atom splits.
Bill: Yeah, but his poster spewed fired.
Me: Who gives a fuck? It was a total Michael Bay Presentation.
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Manipulating the price of an e-bay auction by simply placing a bid with no intention to buy, but rather to increase price more rapidly for the seller. Should the bumper be the winner of the auction, they will be transafered the money by the seller after payment, and give him back his goods.
Sometimes this occurs when the bumper simply wants to annoy others by pushing the price to ridiculous amounts near the end of the auction so desperate bidders place higher bids. These people also enjoy pestering the seller with questions about thier sexuality and underwear hygeine.
Spotting e-bay bumping is quite hard, since many n00bs unintentionally push the price up by placing consequtive increasing amounts for the same item within minutes.
If you notice that an item has a bidder who has placed multiple bids for an item, check thier feedback. If you notice this person has bought several items over a long period of time from the current seller, you have probably uncovered a scam, and should report it.
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The kind of harassment one may get when working with Mr. Bay on a film.
"Michael Bay Harassment"
Michael Bay being caught on set not really caring about lives of others much. Even employees. Harassing his own people. An act that is much more difficult to get away with off-set, and when dealing with family matters.
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a crazy filipino addicted to stoges and marijuana. Popping pills like its nothing.
james: ehy nigga quit bein dre from the bay.
dre: NIGGA ITS WHO I AM. I NEED PILLS AND STOGES CUHZ
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Whenever the time of day is the same as the following area codes of the bay area:
408=4:08
415=4:15
510=5:10
650=6:50
707=7:07
831=8:31
925=9:25
09/12/2007 05:10 PM Steve: What time is it?
09/12/2007 05:10 PM Gabe : It's bay area time.
09/12/2007 05:10 PM Steve: ahaha, cool!
09/12/2007 05:11 PM Gabe: :( We have to wait until 6:50 now... -_-
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Any member of the Armed Forces that is either constantly at a medical facility, constantly complaining of being sick or injured, or both. In general, these are the people who work harder trying to get out of work than they would by doing the initial tasks assigned to them.
SGT: Hey, where is PFC Blake?
CPL: He is at medical.
SGT: WHAT!? AGAIN!? That guy is a freaking sick bay commando. He is worthless. I guess we will all have to carry the load for him again, as always.
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