Somebody who who is dumber than Boris Johnson and Donald trump together
That friend, who after a drug-fuelled bender, doesn't answer their phone for 2-3 days whilst wallowing in self-pity.
Friend 1: "Have you heard from Simon since Saturday night?"
Friend 2: "You mean Donald Slump? No. Give it a few days though."
A crusty-lipped orange orangutan who somehow got into the White House. He is now causing a World War 3, because his CULTY supporters obey him at all costs. He has since needed restrictions on his phone since he canโt act of age. But why would anybody expect anything different, WE LET AN ANIMAL INTI THE WHITE HOUSE...
What is orange, has the mind of an 8 year old, and looks like a 90 year old??
DONALD TRUMP!๐คฎ
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The 45th President of the US. A multimillionare who is racist and looks like different animals.
Yo, Donald Trump won the presidential election yesterday
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The guy who was best known for being the 45th president of the United States Of America from January 20, 2017 to January 20, 2021. Trump is NOT orange (as he said in many interviews) but rather because of the sun brightness. Trump was also known to be the main star of the Apprentice and the Celebrity Apprentice (2004-2017) before Arnold Swarchzenneger took over his spot. Before he took the Oval Office, he lived in the boardroom in his own building that costs more than $100 million. He'll run again in 2024 and he might win. The US is
Donald Trump is an American politician, actor, and business magnate most known for serving as the 45th president of the United States from 2017 to 2021.
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A racist bitch that want to build a wall and thinks mexicans are rapists and and murderers and brings drugs if only he saw the poor kids in prison. In other words he is a pendejo cabron idota hijo de su puta madre culero mamon
Some dumbass: Hey have you hear of the best president Donald Trump
Me: grabs a gun
*boom*
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