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HATE YOUR EX

WWW. I HATE MY EX SO MUCH .COM

post all the shitttt you want about your ex FEELS SO GOOD

Just thought I'd share a really useful website with everyone on here because you can anonymously post all the hateful shit you want to say about your ex on there

Do you hate your cheating, ugly, and or nasty ass ex?

I DO!

Wow the top stories on the website are hilarious

I hate your ex too!!

by hatehimherwhatever October 21, 2010

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Ex-Husband's Warden

the current female that controls your ex-husbands life. Usually stopping him from his responsibilites. ie. children, child support, bills, alimony. Also likes to point out how "greedy" you are for wanting him to help support his children. She would much rather use his money on her 8 kids by 8 different men. Most of the time the "warden" has control issues & no education.

Nicki can't go out this weekend because Leroy's "warden" won't allow him to see his kids for court ordered visitation. Damn the ex-husband's warden.

by Brown Eyed Princess June 30, 2009

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second ex wife

the second bitch who took away half your fortune, meaning you now only have 25% of your money left, half of which your third wife will take away when she divorces you.

my second ex wife stole the kids and half my money, just like my first ex wife.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020

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Future ex-husband

A guy u like but know it will never go anywhere

Hey There goes my future ex-husband

by Funandgames August 14, 2017

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Sex Ex Full

Successful after leaving your ex

Von seems very happy and sex ex full after leaving Connie!!

by tryingnewthings June 6, 2018


Bacon ex Machina

"Bacon ex machina" is a spoofed literary device when a predicament or main conflict is disabled or saved by bacon, hence the name. Although the literal derivation, "Deus ex machina", is a negatively denotative device, "Bacon ex machina" is opinionated, according to the viewer's interest in said bacon. "Bacon ex machina" can be utilized in novels, article documents, and/or any textual information involving a situation. "Bacon ex machina" is not classified as an inter-social meme, although it consolidates a humorous value.

Person A: "Ugh, I'm starved. I could eat anything."
Person B: "Hey, look on the bright side, A. We have bacon to save us!"
Person C: "No day is a great day without a side of bacon ex machina."

by Ninja of Logic August 23, 2014


Deus Ex Machinegun

A scene in films, books, or television in which several antagonists square off in an armed shootout, and in the process of killing one another, conveniently eliminate multiple threats to the protagonist.

Will Smith and Gene Hackman get away in Enemy of the State thanks to a classic deus ex machinegun where the mafia, the CIA, and the local police all kill one another, while it's a deus ex machinegun between rival drug factions that begins the narrative in No Country For Old Men.

by Ambivalent1 June 5, 2013