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A person who cooks food that is not meant to be eaten.
I am using the term "ironic chef" in a sentence which does nothing to elucidate its meaning.
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Male sexual genitalia used exclusively for intercourse with the morbidly obese.
Tammy had a lot of personality, so Ted pulled out his swine iron.
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A lesbian couple consisting of a larger, beefier woman labelled as the "hammer". She will be partnered by a more petit, slimmer women labelled as the iron.
Hammer, because she looks like she would be the one to do the DIY around the house. She could also probably pack a punch. Stereotyped by their short (or shaven) hair, butchness and work boots.
Iron, because she will be the one who does the housework (e.g. the ironing), whilst the hammer retiles the roof. She will probably be the more attractive woman in the relationship.
Anon 1: Went round to Sandra and Joans house yesterday. I tell you what Sandra's definately the hammer and Joan the iron, in that relationship.
Anon 2: How could you tell?
Anon 1: Sandra was wearing dungarees and Dr Martens fitting in an extention at the back of the house, whilst Joan washed the dishes.
Anon 2: Stereotypical Hammer and Iron relationship that.
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The iron man takes the most drugs and beer and proves himself to be alpha male of the group.
To be a man of iron of a certain group of friends.
Iron man
Chuck Norris
Roy Walker
Hulk Hogan
The Rock
Damien Lakin
Mike Tyson
Whitney Housten
Bez
Ian Brown
Robert Danny Junior
Jaap Stam
Adrain Mutu
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Normally merely a rod made of iron, but sometimes used as a pseudonym for a penis, especially to cause great hilarity amongst chat rooms.
"Jessica gripped Sam's mighty iron rod and beat down the evil foes with it."
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while receiving oral pleasure, right before you are about to blow, pull her head down as hard as you can, tilting her head at a downward angle, causing the ejaculate to be thrusted out of her nose.
so this chicken was giving me head, and i decided to do the iron dragon- bitch never saw it coming, until it was coming out of her nose. Oh Snap
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When the man blows his load on the girls chest. After ejaculation has finished the man sticks an ashtray on the jizz. Leaving behind the famous iron man power supply.
Where's the ashtray? Ask Ashley, I think it's on her chest. Derek pulled an iron man on her last night...she loved it!
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