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shoe whore

a woman that will get with every shoe in her closet and or store that she can get her hands on

"i'm such a shoe whore! i bought three pairs of shoes in an hour"

"i'm such a shoe whore i can't even see my closet anymore without stepping on a stiletto!

by areola twins July 11, 2008

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shoe milker

Someone who takes the shoe of a female, has her squirt her delectable milk in it, then stores it for later consumption.

So last night this hooker let me do a shoe milker, and that made me bust the hardest nut I've ever had with a woman my own age

by Cocklover95 December 10, 2018


moon shoes

A sexual act usually with a man ramming his foot up another man's ass

"YOOO I GAVE THAT NIGGA HEAD AND MOON SHOES"

by nibbas whoms'ed'iv February 22, 2017


Eat a shoe

Said toward someone when they are being mean or annoying to replace a more hurtful phrase e.g. Fuck off/ Piss off.

Ashlee: ‘You look like a potato’
Hollie: ‘Eat a shoe

Or

Ashlee: ‘Josh called you a bitch today’
Hollie: ‘He can eat a shoe

by Awoogahhhh47 January 18, 2021


Spongebob Shoes

Shoes that make squeaky sounds when you walk with them on

When my shoes started squeaking that’s how I knew they were Spongebob shoes.

by YuOfTheNight November 5, 2019


Spongebob Shoes

A general term for ugly black shoes, usually curving up at the tip and making a squeaking sound when walking. Mostly worn by the nerdy kid at school or overweight teacher. A prime example would be old school New balance, and if you want to take the aesthetic further, add some white striped tube socks.

Them- “Hey, remember those old black shoes you mom used to make you wear in elementary school?”

Me- Uggh yes! Those ugly spongebob shoes!

by Yisrael Majority August 21, 2021


batterd shoe

Where your shoe gets dirt on it and it won't come off for nothing

Dude....that dirt wont come off for nothing thats a batterd shoe

by Possum aka logan February 22, 2018