Jewish Shower

A jewish shower is a sex position in which two people allign in a reverse 69 position, and proceed to fart for as long as possible while in this position.

Note: It may be helpful to eat taco bell before attempting a Jewish Shower

Hey bill, what did you and susie get up to last night?

Well, I heard her mom was Jewish so I gave her a Jewish shower...

Jewish Turning Surprise

You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.

Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!

jewish lightning bolt

When a man of Jewish descent, Ukrainian bitch slaps the dick of a nazi, making it ejaculate in a lightning bolt formation.

did you see when sally used the Jewish lightning bolt? David took it like a pro.

Jewish Apple

A handgrenade, due to the fact that German Army members would often make Jews chew on them like apples before they exploded.

Jerry: We’re getting a new supply of Jewish Apples next Tuesday.
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!

Jewish Bag

A Jewish boy who likes bread and is bad at fortnite he rages all the time and his parents always beat him

That kid looks like jew
Oh that’s Jewish Bag
is he burnt
Yes cause he is Jewish

Jewish coitus

When you have Anal sex and the receiving person rips a wet fart

I hat sex with Jennifer last week and she did a "Jewish coitus" on me.

jewishing

Part taking in Jewish religion where it doesn't belong such as a catholic church during a session. Very disruptive and distracting for and to the community.

"Was Kevin Jewishing again?"
"indeed he was Tom."
"Kevin needs to take that elsewhere, it's affecting our praising of God"