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I'm not going down on my knees begging you to adore me
Can't you see it's misery and torture for me?
When I'm misunderstood, try as hard as you can
I've tried as hard as I could
To make you see
How important it is for me
Here is a plea from my heart to you
Nobody knows me as well as you do
You know how hard it is for me to shake the disease
That takes hold of my tongue in situations like these
Understand me
Understand me
Understand me
Understand me
Some people have to be permanently together
Lovers devoted to each other forever
Now I've got things to do and I've said before
That I know you have too when I'm not there
In spirit I'll be there
Here is a plea from my heart to you
Nobody knows me as well as you do
You know how hard it is for me to shake the disease
That takes hold of my tongue in situations like these
Understand me
Understand me
Understand me
Understand me
Here is a plea from my heart to you
Nobody knows me as well as you do
You know how hard it is for me to shake the disease
That takes hold of my tongue in situations like these
Here is a plea from my heart to you
Nobody knows me as well as you do
You know how hard it is for me to shake the disease
That takes hold of my tongue in situations like these
Here is a plea from my heart to you
Nobody knows me as well as you do
You know how hard it is for me to shake the disease
That takes hold of my tongue in situations like these
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The decision to shake someone's hand after a Sticky Moment. Shaking someone's hand before you wash them after masturbating. Normally, hands still have semen, cum, lotion or lube on them.
I already didn't shake his hand the last time I had a Sticky Moment so this time I said fuck it and gave him a Sticky Shake.
Friend1: What's up, man (shakes hands w/Friend2)
Friend2: How do my kids feel bitch! Do you like Sticky Shakes! Got ya bitch!
Friend1: Aw man, you're fucking gross!
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When you pop her cherry and she goes all fkn crazy and relationshippy.
Stage 4 clinger. Not good. But hopefully the V-shakes wear off after a while.
I popped her cherry good now shes got the V-shakes and wont stfu.
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When a girl gives a guy a handjob. The action is remarkably similiar to 'shaking' and the result is milk. Hence, a 'Milk Shake'.
'Missy Eliot's Milk Shakes bring ALL the boys to the yard'
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After a male urinates, he doesn't wipe like a female would. Instead he holds onto his genitalia and "shakes" it, so as to dry off.
He had to (shake it off) so he could put it in his pants.
*glancing around stupidly at your friends, miming the shaking off* "(SHAKE IT OFF)".
~(shake it off) can also be used as a dumb immature joke, as seen in example number 2~
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What white/Asian people do when they feel uncomfortable.
It starts with a fake laugh, then they shrug their shoulders, shake their head and make a weird face. Sometimes their eyes franticly move around.
Guy 1:"I just told mark he looks like a dyke"
Guy 2:"hahaha wut he say bak to u"
Guy 1:"Nothin, he jus kept doin the F Shake"
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when you take milk from a pregnant girl and mix it with your own semen and make her drink it
"I gave that bitch a protein shake last night!"
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