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Kappa Alpha Theta

The most classy and fabulous group of sorority girls you will ever meet. Not only are they beautiful, smart, and funny, but they have charisma and grace. Where other sororities falter, you can always count on Theta to set the bar higher!!!

"DATE A THETA"
When my son first left for college,
his dad gave him advice for life:
you can date each and every Kappa
But bring home a THETA for a wife.

You can party with the Tri-Delts,
and it's fine to date a Zeta,
but when it's time to marry,
be sure to find a THETA

Chi O's can be on your agenda,
and Pi Phi's are fun for a date,
but never, ever forget
that you'll want a THETA as your mate.

We want you to enjoy your college years and give
all the sororities a spin.
But never buy a ring unless KAPPA ALPHA
THETA is on her pin.

During your four years of college, you'll go from
one house to another,
but take the advice of your smiling ol'dad and bring
home a THETA to your mother.

The first Greek letter fraternity for women is only Kappa Alpha Theta!!!

by LittleKite06 November 28, 2006

1334๐Ÿ‘ 871๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sigma Alpha Epsilon

Sigma Alpha Epsilon is a secret letter, social college fraternity. Founded on March 9, 1856 , it has initiated more men since its founding than any other fraternity with more than 282,000 initiated members. At present, SAE (as it is nicknamed) has more than 8,200 undergraduates at more than 250 chapters in 48 states. It was the first fraternity to establish a national headquarters (Levere Memorial Temple on the campus of Northwestern University in Chicago1929), a national Leadership School (1935), a national Men's Health Issues Committee (1980), and a career-development program tailored for the community ("The Leading Edge" in 1990).

Currently, the Fraternity offers a comprehensive member-education program called The True Gentleman Initiative. The Fraternity communicates through The Record, a quarterly publication that has been published continuously since 1880 . New members receive a copy of The Phoenix, the manual of Sigma Alpha Epsilon, for educational development.

The creed of this fraternity is as follows:

The True Gentleman is the man whose conduct proceeds from good will and an acute sense of propriety, and whose self-control is equal to all emergencies; who does not make the poor man conscious of his poverty, the obscure man of his obscurity, or any man of his inferiority or deformity; who is himself humbled if necessity compels him to humble another; who does not flatter wealth, cringe before power, or boast of his own possessions or achievements; who speaks with frankness but always with sincerity and sympathy; whose deed follows his word; who thinks of the rights and feelings of others, rather than his own; and who appears well in any company, a man with whom honor is sacred and virtue safe.

โ€”John Walter Wayland (Virginia Omicron Chapter 1899)

Sigma Alpha Epsilon is the largest social fraternity in the United States, yet some people are surprised that with 282,000+ members, some of the chapters are comprised of dicks, and choose to judge the whole fraternity harshly as a result.

Sigma Alpha Epsilon should strive to humble themselves before berating these people for their ignorance.

by Sigma Alpha Epsilon California Zeta February 6, 2008

425๐Ÿ‘ 266๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alpha Xi Delta

Classiest, sweetest, most diverse sorority.

Every girl should be 3 things: classy, sassy, and an Alpha Xi Delta!

by vbn031590 April 23, 2009

465๐Ÿ‘ 299๐Ÿ‘Ž


Zeta Tau Alpha

Zeta Tau Alpha is a women's fraternity, and is often referred to as a sorority. The women of ZTA (also referred to as simply "Zeta") are classy, witty, and pretty. They're the girls who you can bring home to mom, but can drink your dad under the table. Their colors are turquoise blue and steel gray. Their open motto is "seek the noblest". Their symbol is the crown and they are often referred to as "Queen of Greeks". At Illinois State University, they can be seen rolling deep into parties, coming in 1st place for most competitive events, and chanting "UH OH ZETA!". They've been crowning only the best women since 1898.

Fraternity Pledge: Man, there's this girl in my physics class whose so hot. She's classy, witty AND pretty. But I'm not sure what sorority she's in.
Fraternity Active: You must be new around here, she's gotta be a Zeta Tau Alpha.

by ilstulover July 22, 2008

1241๐Ÿ‘ 836๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alpha Chi Omega

Alpha Chi Omega is a sorority for girls who have it all. Beautiful, smart, talented, wealthy, good-hearted, and thoughtful, an Alpha Chi girl is one who will impress you at every turn. Whether she's tutoring your dumb ass in differential equations, making you sweat on the dance floor, or drinking you under the table every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday night, she's doing it all with style, beauty, and class. Girls, if you don't think you can handle all that...don't worry, we probably don't think you can either. But we're sure you'll enjoy your time as a sister of Sigma Lambda Upsilon Tau. Fellas, you can tappa Kappa, try Delt, and get Alpha Phi all for free, but when it comes time to marry, make sure you choose an Alpha Chi girl!

"Man, this morning, that Alpha Chi Omega who wouldn't hook up with me at Lamba Chi Alpha and who was doing kegstands 'til 4 in the morning was STILL answering all the questions in my 8AM section!"

Here's to KKG, with their littled broken key
What the damn thing opens is a mystery to me.
Here's to KAT with their little busted kite
I wish to God the wind would blow it outta my sight!
Anchors to DG, throw 'em in the sea,
And I don't give a damn about the horny Alpha Phis!
I could wear the broken arrow of Pi Beta Phi,
but the only one for me is the lyre of Alpha Chi!
Don't rush the others...
THEY SUCK!

by IWISHIWEREANAXO March 4, 2007

698๐Ÿ‘ 465๐Ÿ‘Ž


swag alpha squad

The tighest dopest choicest crew in mt sinai and surrounding areas they get hella poontang and slay the highest quality poonono. The crew originally consisted of ter bear brandog millionaire and dirty murph. It furthered developed to include various others ( private mackle dick kelly, spanky cdawg, brandonlover69, the milkman, justanewTWO MOMZ, millturds and currently recruiting new members.) They oftwn hang out behimd the path mark in pj ny.dirty murph and t-$ slay ALL the poon tang. Steves a douche.

Hey dude what happened to all our swag
Swag alpha squad happened.

Yo wheres my mom, sister, grandma and aunt
Check pathmark.

by #the crew December 29, 2014

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alpha Chi Sigma

A chemistry-profession fraternity founded at the University of Wisconsin, Madison. Many Nobel Laurates and other famous scientists have been bred from this fraternity, including Linus Pauling, and Glen Seaborg.

Contrary to those who claim Alpha Chi Sigma is wanna-be frat, it truly is a frat, albeit a more academic driven one. It was made coeducational in 1969. This hotly debated topic was unanimously agreed upon after the University of Michigan swim team walked through the halls during the break. Female members are called "brothers"

Chapters of Axe can range from notoriously hard partying (alpha chapter), to very academic, to a mix of the two. Their colors are Chrome Yellow and Prussian Blue, and the flower is the red carnation.

Actives often refer to themselves as AXE (if no chapters of Alpha Chi Epsilon are present), but nationals does not appreciate this

"You're in a frat? You're a girl!"
"Alpha Chi Sigma is coed, and since I'm a chemist, its a good idea."

by daCheminist April 19, 2017

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž