hooker tits

some sidways flapjacks...usually common amongst 40 year old bar rat, white trash, newport 100 smokin, loose skin, canckle abundent, slackjaw whoo-ers.

that pair of hooker tits might get the milk and cookie treat meant if I stay drinkin these wild turkey shots.

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ape tits

1. A woman with tits of low quality, being in that they may be extremely long and flat, or spread out when they are not confined by a bra.

2. A woman with tits resembling those of a primate at the zoo.

"Eww, that girl just flashed her ape tits at us!"
"With ape tits like that she should be in a zoo."

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Sparkle Tits

The Sparkly effect that girls (and some guys) get when they put glitter creams on their titties.

I love your sparkle tits!

"Hey, check out sparkle tits."

I love with my titties sparke.

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man tits

if your a man look down(if you look down and cant see your dick)

austin:nice tits
kyle: what are you talking about

austin: cho man tits

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tit twist

The systematic twisting of one's nipple.

That tit twist really hurt.

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razor tits

breasts which are thin and sharp-looking and resemble razor blades.

Damn. that girl had mad razor tits.

D'jou see the razors on that bitch? Hate to be her.

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anime tits

Massive tits on a small frame, mostly seen in every anime ever. This is mostly fanservice to people who like to fap to cartoon characters.

I was watching Code Geass the other day and this chick's tits were taking up half the screen. The funny part is she was supposed to be a teenager on the show. I wish that anime tits didn't look so absurd on real girls.

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