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Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins

1) A moron, idiot, dumbass, and overall stupid.

2) A human who accidentally got into santa's bag, and was raised by elves, who because of his human form, cannot make toys as fast as the elves and is inferior.

3) An inferior toy-maker.

Buddy: "Why don't you just say it? I'm the worst toy-maker in the world. I'm a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins."
Elf: "No Buddy, you're not a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins. We all just have different talents, that's all."

by AnAsian2010 December 19, 2009

535๐Ÿ‘ 185๐Ÿ‘Ž


give your head a wobble

A phrase that comes from Liverpool. to ask someone to re-think what they have said.

Can be exaggerated however needed. e.g give that big dirty head a good old wibble wobble.

"lets go to the library"
"haha, give your head a wobble!"

by Scouser29 November 5, 2007

81๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


tender head

something fake and people make it up to get attension

omg i have tender head you cant do my hair!!!!

by quckster December 4, 2015

3๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


bite one's head off

To overreact to a trivial mistake another person does.

<Person A> Excuse me, where is the bathroom?
<Person B> What are you, lazy? Why don't you just look for it yourself, instead of asking some random person where it is? People like you are the reason America is known as the laziest country in the world!
<PA> Geez, what's your problem, you didn't have to bite my head off!

by gs68 September 25, 2004

37๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Red-headed bowling ball

This occurs when a male inserts a a thumb into the vaginal cavity (also known as the "lucy") while sticking the index and middle finger in her anus.

It resembles a male using the woman's ass as a bowling ball. It is known to be popular with horny redheaded women in the North Carolina area.

Damn, I bowled a strike wtih that chick from Raleigh. She loves getting the red-headed bowling ball.

by Bri-Candy2 December 8, 2010


purple headed yogurt slanger

Ones penis

That chick definitely wants my purple headed yogurt slanger.

by kfed34 June 13, 2010


What is your head, cunt?

An age old Australian rhetorical question typically posed when one of your mates has a new headwear or haircut of questionable status.

You're at school and Colin walks up to the boys with an utter bouffant on his head. Michael points towards the fez-cut on Colin's head and exclaims "What is your head, cunt?"

by SumOzi June 1, 2018