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Jack Smith

Quite possible the blandest name ever. If you know a Jack Smith you should be aware that their parents were not very original and must've been high on the Labour drug Pitocin.

I have a friend named Jack Smith. Oops. I meant I have 10000 friends named Jack Smith.

by ChristopherMartin November 10, 2021


Jack Smith

It's a term used when you report to work with technical difficulties. "My laptop jus automatically updated," or "My computer just turned off." when it isn't the case. The concept describes a lie that lets you escape your work when you're lazy.

You can also use this to describe someone who just disappeared without notice.

Hey guys, I'm lazy AF right now. Let me do a Jack Smith.
Where's Jay? Is he at work or not? Did he Jack Smith on us again?

by Chest Compressions December 29, 2022


jack black tosses a peach

a famous internet meme from Jack Black’s official music video, ‘Peaches’, which was made for the Super Mario Movie, in which Jack Black, dressed as Bowser, tosses a peach at the camera at 0.5x speed as he says, “Peach.”

person 1: “did you see jack black tosses a peach
person 2: “yes”
person 1: *tosses peach at person 2* “peach”
person 2: *tosses peach at person 1* “peach”

by antytheprotogen June 3, 2023


Jack Hogan

This is what u call someone when they cant smell.

Me: Hey can u smell this?
Them: No im Jack Hogan

by May 31, 2022


jack nob

hannah the hoe

wow what a jack nob

by blank888 May 5, 2009


jack baba

A Indian tourist or a bunch of muppets

Omg dude why is there so many Jack Babas here

by Aquadaddy December 30, 2022


Jack Kinsella

A super hot boy with rolls better than the bakery. Everyone should get ins with him

Girl 1 "Is that a bakery"
Girl 2 "Nah its Jack Kinsella"
Girl 1 "Still very hot tho"

by bertythegoaty September 11, 2020