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has a gf but doesn’t wanna get caught
girl: man i wanna fuvk
boy: you just tryna get me talkin😫
When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."
Dude, you need to back up off me! Get your dick off my counter!
National Get Your Girlfriend Food Day is December 15th. So go to her favorite restaurant or Fast food place and go get her food!
Hey Chris today is National Get Your Girlfriend Food Day so you better bring her food”
Chris: Oh yeah! Good thinking
Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right
The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.
How come all my customers are men? It would sure be nice to meet a few chicks around this joint for a change.
after ordering Gooberberry sundaes
Spongebob: Oh waaaaiiiter!!! Waaaiiiiiiiter!! WaiTOR! Waiter!
Waiter: Why do I always get the nuts?
November 1st is national get over your crush day. It’s when you know your crush doesn’t like you, just like mine. So don’t give your crush the satisfaction of knowing someone likes him.
it’s national get over your crush day!!! it means forget abt him
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