tie-di

Noun: Two consecutive soccer games, or other sporting events, which both end in draws and, by extension, any extremely pointless or boring activity.

Also a verb form exists: tie-die.

If there is another tie-di today I swear to Pele I am going to give my television a couple of free kicks.

During the statistics class I thought I had tie-died and gone to heaven.

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Tie Fetish

A tie fetish is a fetish for seeing people, normaly boys, wearing ties. It stems from the often overly casual look many teenage boys have adopted. They don't understand girls like to see them dressed up nice every once and a while. The object in question, accordingly, is not the tie itself, but the fact that the boy is done up nice in the first place. Dress clothes are reeeealy fun to un-dress.

Some girl: "Why do you still go to church? I though you were an atheist."

Figure.10: "I am, but I have a huge tie fetish."

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Brown Tie

Your fucking a chic in the ass then you pull out and go for the tity fuck, leaving a brown skid down her chest.

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Yellow Tie

Formal, yet colorful. Dresses are typically long or moderately short. For men typically suit and tie, in the spirit of white and black tie attire, but with colors to match the occasion. Recently requested in hip Chicago circles for benefits, weddings, and other affairs more energetic than black tie.

What should I wear to this Yellow Tie affair?

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hair tie

A contraption that yanks out your hair and tortures you to think that it will stay in your hair till you die or you will have to cut your hair. Oh the struggles are real.

Dude my hair tie is stuck in my hair again!

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bow tie

The coolest clothing item.

Only accessory cooler than a fez.

"I wear a bow tie now. Bow ties are cool!"

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Blow Tie

to receive a blow job and then cum on the throat of the person giving it.

i gave Kristy a blow tie and now it's running down her chest

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