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Dink (n):- Someone who is acting stupid; lame; annoying
- A hair on a whales penis
- Anyone named Casey, Emily, or Jessica.
Ex 1.)
You are such a dink!
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The rare whales dinks were being sold for a fortune to make authentic paint brushes.
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A tiny little cock.
He had a dink but he didn't care because she sucked it anyway.
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when a girl after jerking off her patner (usally a man) preceeds to wipe off the said partner's own skeet on their stomach can also be used as an adjective to describe a pompase asshole. also see douche bag.
skiff: man what did you after you gave him a handjob?
deter: i dinked him!!!!
skiff: what did he do?
deter: doesn't matter.... he's a dink
dinkdinked
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U.S. Navy slang for "delinquent." Specifically, it refers to a sailor being delinquent in his/her qualifications.
Dink does not mean that a sailor is a shitbag (i.e., bad personal hygiene, disrespectful to superiors, etc.). It only refers to the sailor's state of laziness in pursuing his/her qualifications.
You might also hear sailors using "dink" to refer to someone not in the Navy or any armed force. Usually, it will be to comment on someone's (usually a civilian) lack of knowledge about anything Navy-related.
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- Chief: "Hey DC3 Swenson, are you qualified for Inport Equipment Monitor yet?"
- DC3 Swenson: "Sorry Chief, I'm still dink."
- Chief: "Dammit Swenson, you've been dink in that watchstation for a year and a half now! Your liberty is secured until you get qualified!"
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- Sailor A: Man, I bought this hooker last night and when I said I was in the Navy, she asked if I've ever killed a guy. Do I look like a SEAL to you?
- Sailor B: Sounds like she's dink in her knowledge of what we do, which is drink coffee all day.
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A "family" with Dual Income & No Kids or a member of such a "family".
Dinks would rather spend their money on luxury cars and vacations than on child expenses.
Dink Member: Awwwwww your kid soooo cute!
Actual Parent: If you pay her tuition you can hold her, otherwise fuck off you dink!
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any one who does something stupid
yo that kid dennis is such a dink dink
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To thoroughly remove/get rid of a pesk.
Oh, Chad he's being so mean just dink him away!