old school

Anything that is from an earlier era and looked upon with high regard or respect. Can be used to refer to music, clothing, language, or anything really.

Client: We have three PC's running MS-Dos 6.
Consultant: Shi'...that's old school.

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Ye Olde

A pseudo- Old English word meant to connect a restaurant or shop to the medieval period. It is actually meant to be pronounced "The old", but most people say "Yee old". The 'y' used to be the old English letter 'thorn' (þ), which represents a 'th' sound.

A: Did you go to Ye Olde Shoppe? I heard it's hundreds of years old!
B: It was literally established last year. Also, you're pronouncing it wrong.

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old row

An instagram page you wouldn't want to see your daughter on.

Did you see Hannah on Old Row?

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old bat

Any annoying post-menopausal woman, but especially one who applies a considerable amount of make-up and scares small children with her appearance.

I try to be nice to the old bat.

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Old Fashioned

Slang for a hand-job.

I didn't get into her pants, but at least I got an Old Fashioned out of it.

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Old Bay

Old Bay is the greatest spice on the face of this Earth (beating out salt, pepper, and Cavenders All-Purpose Greek Seasoning). Legend has it that it was developed by the gods as a seasoning for their seafood, but one of them accidentally dropped the can and it landed in Maryland. The Marylanders didn't know what to use it for, and so they tried it on everything and realized that it made the food better by an order of approximately 7.9331 magnitude.

In all seriousness though, Old Bay is Jesus to Marylanders. It tastes amazing on everything from crabs to fries. If you haven't tried it and find a can of it in your local grocery store (unlikely if you live anywhere more than 200 miles from the Chesapeake) and get it. You will not regret it.

Marylander at grocery store in Texas: "Do you have any Old Bay at this fine establishment?"

Texan grocery store worker: "The fuck is that?"

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Old Gregg

A character on the British comedy show, "The Mighty Boosh". He appears in the episode "The Legend of Old Gregg", and lives in a cavern at the bottom of Black Lake along with The Sea Funk His creepy, disconcerting style is reminiscent of Hobbs. He also has a mangina.

"Do ya want some Bailey's?" - Old Gregg

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