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Armchair Detective

An idiot who reads a news story somewhere online such as Yahoo or Facebook and is quick to make a comment about the case coming up with a conclusion without any evidence of their own and/or disregarding the facts reported.

Shut the fuck up you dumb ass armchair detective. Learn how to read and let the facts come out before you open your stupid mouth.

by Reckless Mindset December 29, 2017

17πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


armchair morality

One who attempts to uphold a mindset, ideology, or virtue that one has little to no experience dealing with.

This person is usually ignorant, lacks empathy, and lacks self awareness.

Example: Steve Shives

β€œShe displays great armchair morality”

by Gobylo November 22, 2018


Armchair Math

When authors of pop math books or e-books try to give their readers a make-believe mathematical experience, by keeping formulas and equations to a minimum, because for the publisher, every additional equation in the book has the potential of halving the sales figures.

Dubbed as β€œmath lite,” armchair math goes some way in helping math-anxious readers appreciate the beauty, ubiquity, and utility of math in real life.

by Covido April 12, 2022

3πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Armchair Christian

A person who projects their personal beliefs about Christ on another person without consideration of the other person's personal beliefs about Christ.
This is always done in a manner which does not promote unity within the "Body of Christ"

Earl, speaking to Carl as an "Armchair Christian" once again questions Carl's interpretation of the scriptures.
"See Carl, you've once again taken the whole scriptural passage out of context.
Jesus did not really say that the wine was His blood, and the bread was His body.
What Bible are you reading from Carl, the NIV or something?"

by Itstartstoday October 17, 2014


Armchair Pillow

A slang term for those soft pillows that are shaped like half a chair. They are particularly comfortable when taking floor naps.

Ice-T: I sure am tired. But where could I rest?
Christopher Meloni: Here, use my armchair pillow!

by BAHD April 12, 2007

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


armchair christian

The act of a person being extremely upset when another person say they don't believe in the man made God. Proceeds to tell that person they will go to hell when they die, but in turns never goes to church or contributes to the church in any fashion.

Frank: "No, I don't go to church, I really don't believe in the man made God."

Ted: "You're going to hell when you die!"

Frank: "When was the last time you were in church?"

Ted: "25 years ago, I have not gone back after my confirmation."

Frank: "Yes, so tell me again how I am going to hell, but you're not???" "Must be nice to be an Armchair Christian."

by sandmonkey01 March 11, 2014

11πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


armchair referee

A person who loudly criticises the referee's decisions - and often the players' performances - in a televised rugby or football match.

He's become a right armchair referee since he had to give up playing.

by Knaw January 12, 2009

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž