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An ancient artifact from long ago, similar to that of a phone book. It was once used to plan automobile journeys before the use of GPS, but is now used as reading material in the most primitive of waiting rooms. Can be found in the homes of old people and the darkest corners of one's attic.
After blowing off the dust, Timmy opened the Road Atlas to see what merky depths of the past he could find himself in
Can't decide where to live? Similar to bible dipping as means of deciding what to do, atlas dipping involves blindly opening a page in the atlas and pointing to a city. As it turns out, it's really okay to live most anywhere.
Guy 1: I'm broke. Depressed. Where should I move?
Guy 2: Atlas dip!
Guy 1: Des Moines? Cool.
Guy 2: Road Trip!
A type of war general known for their impeccible defense and tankiness. Typically seen in the online player vs player gaming community.
The citadel is about to fall! Hurry! Set up an Atlas Warrior by the front gates to stop the reinforcements!
n.
1) Unbeatable in any physical contest.
2) Unbalanced in almost every fashion.
3) Unfair.
If you encounter a WORLD ATLAS when walking down the road, quickly confuse him by asking him what 3 + 4 is.
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A euphemism for masturbation.
Glen Beck was on TV again talking about shrugging his atlas. I can't believe they let people go on TV and talk like that.
Charles Koch was in the bathroom for a long time. I asked what he was doing in there, his only response was, "Atlas Shrugged"
I walked in on Rush Limbaugh in his office, he was atlas shrugging.
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be nice and flirt (/j), also talk more and feel free to be mean
you should become friends with atlas
What you tell some douche who's trying to dump his burden on you.
1st guy: "None of this would have happened to me if you hadn't started that shit."
2nd guy: "Take it easy, Atlas, or I'll kick your knee out from under you and then you'll have the weight of the world on your head!"
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