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Baltimore

shity lil city...left when i was 18. been back three times. he first two, my car was broken into. the last, it was stolen. can't be mad though...no such thing as a job there, unless ur degreed.. can't get a degree cause the public schools suck...can't even get to the schools though. cause u gotta walk past the dealers, step over the fiends and run from the theives to get there. yeah, shitty lil city. if livin and lovin that makes you real, i be the fakest bitch you eva met.

gunshot sticatto has been the number one song there for 30 years

by migration like a muthafuck March 11, 2005

83๐Ÿ‘ 141๐Ÿ‘Ž


Baltimore

The armpit of the East Coast. A murderous stinkhole that you just pass on your way to DC or Philly. A place where the Velveeta is kept in the gourmet section.

That Baltimore place is better known as Shit City. Don't go, cuz you may not get out alive.

by steviedee May 26, 2004

114๐Ÿ‘ 201๐Ÿ‘Ž


Baltimore

the best city in all of maryland. we have some scary parts but everyone here has some type of family. you may bash on bmore but no other city comes close. everyone i know has either lived or been to the harbor, camden yards, or m&t bank stadium. this city is universal. and its a big tourist attraction.you go to the harbor. and go to phillips. or the aquarium.. this is the best place on earth

baltimore is better than any city ever

by hockeygirlbmore April 28, 2009

21๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


baltimore

A place that if you live there sucks ass

Baltimore is like an ipod, it sucks ass

by Demon eyes neo August 18, 2006

69๐Ÿ‘ 125๐Ÿ‘Ž


Baltimore

The worst city in America. A city that is shamed by its superior cities to the North and South, Philly, NYC and DC. A murderous and drug-infested cesspool that is a disgrace to the country and filled with a bunch of no-talent losers and morons. Name a rapper from Baltimore. Exactly. You can't. Filled with a bunch of wannabe New Yorkers and Philadelphians who try and act like the NYers and Philly heads they see on television. A city with no identity other than drugs or crime. People from Baltimore have disgusting accents and sound like hillbillies. A city that is ignored by citizens of real cities like NYC, Philly and DC while Baltimore idiots constantly talk and think about those other cities because of their deep inferiority complex.

The other 49 states and the rest of Maryland should throw Baltimore out of the USA. Baltimore is worse than Baghdad.

by baltimoreisajoke March 22, 2005

105๐Ÿ‘ 206๐Ÿ‘Ž


baltimore

where all of the leftovers are. thats right, where your lost socks, missing pens, and general weird or simply random-ass people end up.
You will see and experience the most random shit just walking down the street. 11:00 o'clock @ night? the streets are deserted, except for 1 or 2 sketchy men roaming... most likely coming from north ave or the blocks past eutaw place. At night its your very own 28 days later. roll up your windows, Propecia is hot on the prawl (see youtube in case your not familiar with that-of the propecia). Hawking a ride is the third most frequent mode of transportation next to riding the bus and stealing bikes. if your under 21, your fucked. I'm sorry. Bars and Power Plant Live are the only remenents of nightlife here since hammerjacks closed down. hey, at least there's still bmore club music and the spongebob dance.

Leftovers go to Baltimore. I.E. MICA and Hopkins people. its limbo on the northeast coast.

by tayno October 7, 2006

43๐Ÿ‘ 79๐Ÿ‘Ž


baltimore

reasons why people love the city...

1. essex
2. dundalk
3. STDS
4. murders
5. o'malley
6. mediocre restaurant scene
7. O's (when was the last time they won)
8. footplayers that commit murders and get away with it...something in common with OJ

blah.

i'm from baltimore. i'm so cool. i shop at wet seal.

by j12345678 June 16, 2007

42๐Ÿ‘ 78๐Ÿ‘Ž